“coldspot” offers a weird platform for weird stuff. It is rather odd to describe a website like that, but it is what it is. Actually, I don’t even really know what am I going to do with this random thing. The editing software is quite complicated to use, and I don’t know what functions should this website realize. Thus, if you are an average visitor, I have to suggest you to try searching some better things to do. I thought of writing a crap lot of nonsense to waste some more time of yours, but I decided to be nice and tell you in advance that it is a complete waste of time. However, since you have already continued reading ’til this line, I am going to generate more bullshit for you to read. I just feel myself like ChatGPT right now – I just don’t really have anybody to ask me questions. Well, let me tell you about some random things about myself, since you can’t really ask me specific questions.
I am listening to “Lemon Tree” right now, alone, smoking shitty cigs – I love it when a Englishman calls a cig a “fag”. I don’t know why you continue reading this, but I shall carry on speaking to myself. This is indeed very odd, but I wanna say it is stupid to write this weird text when I am under huge pressure of exams. I had some anxiety problems, but it doesn’t even matter. I actually like this font. It looks like a Bukowski poem. To be honest, the content is as well a bit alike. Anyway, let me introduce this thing to you, since you have been reading all the time ’til here, you are definitely curious ’bout what this even is. This website is going to be sent to your device by a server located at my apartment. That server is quite funny as well – my friend and I named it “Anchor”. I think we’ll rename it with another B-starting word by the time of the next upgrade.
I really appreciate your patience for reading, so I will start to call you “my friend” and tell the truth – because of your endurance. My friend – well you are just somebody who found this webpage at a edgy edge of the internet, so we didn’t really make friends with each other by now. Anyway, my friend, “edgy edge” was another option when I was looking for a nice domain name. I don’t know why, but I sticked to this name – “coldspot”, which is the reason why it’s possible for you to read this. Actually, “coldspot” the name is the whole point of this nonsense. It is indeed a cold spot in the middle of nowhere, and I wonder how and why you found this cold spot. You may found out that this sentence somehow came from the lyric of “Lemon Tree”, but I don’t care.
Yeah, the “I don’t care” spirit and the “coldspot” thing totally explain this crap. Those are what this website is. Thus, this text shall comes to an end, and I will go to bed now. I wish you a good life if we won’t meet in this cold spot again. If we are going to have another rendez-vous, I wish you don’t – stop wasting you time. If you don’t really have better things to do, smoking a cig will help.
by someone you don’t really want to know
14. Jan. 2025, 01:23 AM
14. Jan. 2025, 02:15 AM: edited again, see, I didn’t go to bed.